The first bar I entered was called Toy Bar in the middle of soi cowboy. As I sat down, a girl fondled my cock as one of the dancers laid on the table in front of me and wrapped her thighs around my face. "Do you like that" she asked, pumping her heavenly mound into my face

With my fingers firmly planted in the warmest and wettest place in the room, the only thing slightly tainting the experience is the 'Beware of thieves' tourist sign...

The street is as crowded as the centre ring of a circus. There are street vendors selling cigarettes and pirated DVDs.